Happy Halloween my Faithful friends! I have some fantastic news for you. The San Francisco 49ers are on their bye week, which means they can’t lose this week – though I wouldn’t it past them. The 1-6 49ers have lost six straight games in spectacular fashion. They don’t just lose; they lose with gumption, leaving no argument as to whether or not they could have won.
Since Halloween is coming up, I think it’s only fitting to help this team in the only way I know how, and that is with a spell. A spell you say? Has it really come to this you say? Hell, yes, I say. Frankly, we have to do something to keep ourselves entertained over the next nine games.
So, here we go, a Spell to Ensure Success from Spellsofmagic.com:
I recommend that every member of the 49ers’ team, coaching staff, and front office give this a whirl, because, well, why not? I changed it up a little for our guys in the red and gold.
All I ask is what I’m due
For hard-skills fought and talents true
Help me get all that I’ve earned
For my hard work and lessons learned
As I sow, so shall I reap
Credits earned so shall I keep
Touchdowns, points, defense and coaching
Bring to me the outcome I desire
By the power of Three Times Three
As I will it, so mote it be
Did it work? I guess we’ll find out November 6 when the New Orleans Saints come to town. In the meantime, Happy Halloween and Go Niners!
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